Success Kid

Ate a ton of hummus yesterday Didn't fart during yoga class

Ate a ton of hummus yesterday  Didn't fart during yoga class  Success Kid

Broke a $10K target today at work Boss said it's actually better this happened because he didn't like how it mounted in the first place

Broke a $10K target today at work Boss said it's actually better this happened because he didn't like how it mounted in the first place  Success Kid

Piss Split into two streams both streams in toilet

Piss Split into two streams both streams in toilet  Success Kid

Taking 16 credit hours No cumulative finals

Taking 16 credit hours No cumulative finals  Success Kid

Thought I owed the bank $40 They owed me $2

Thought I owed the bank $40 They owed me $2  Success Kid

This is my first post Didn't say a damn thing about it in title

This is my first post Didn't say a damn thing about it in title  Success Kid

Had a dream that I was in a relationship with someone wasnt my ex

Had a dream that I was in a relationship with someone wasnt my ex  Success Kid

Gets put on hold Red Hot Chili Peppers is the hold music

Gets put on hold Red Hot Chili Peppers is the hold music  Success Kid

Dog takes shit on sidewalk hot owner bends over right in front of me to pick it up

Dog takes shit on sidewalk hot owner bends over right in front of me to pick it up  Success Kid

Was half-drunk doing a work presentation early morning The clients were the people I was half-drunk with

Was half-drunk doing a work presentation early morning The clients were the people I was half-drunk with   Success Kid
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