Success Kid

Been taking college classes since 1998 Advisor calls and says relax, You can graduate next summer

Been taking college classes since 1998 Advisor calls and says relax, You can graduate next summer  Success Kid

AT&T makes school a dead zone has verizon

AT&T makes school a dead zone has verizon  Success Kid

Goes to thornton subway they don't mess it up

Goes to thornton subway they don't mess it up  Success Kid

Shows up hour and a half late to birthday lunch Just got seated

Shows up hour and a half late to birthday lunch Just got seated  Success Kid

has creepy blood fetish Girlfriend is cool with it

has creepy blood fetish Girlfriend is cool with it  Success Kid

can't find dress pants - wear nice jeans to wedding overdressed my slacker ass friends.

can't find dress pants - wear nice jeans to wedding overdressed my slacker ass friends.  Success Kid

order a steak burrito get four times the steeeaaak!

order a steak burrito get four times the steeeaaak!  Success Kid

Leaves game injured with a no-hitter Bullpen seals the deal

Leaves game injured with a no-hitter Bullpen seals the deal   Success Kid

Girlfriend too tired for sex... Uses charm and strategic hand placement for sex...with ANAL!!!

Girlfriend too tired for sex... Uses charm and strategic hand placement for sex...with ANAL!!!  Success Kid

Sees Jack Mungeam comes away with 20 quid, dignity and a phone

Sees Jack Mungeam comes away with 20 quid, dignity and a phone  Success Kid
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