Success Kid

Spent the week in India for work Didn't get raped

Spent the week in India for work Didn't get raped  Success Kid

doing a project on my birthday teacher extends due date to Friday

doing a project on my birthday teacher extends due date to Friday  Success Kid

Roommate knocks on my door As soon as I'm done masturbating

Roommate knocks on my door As soon as I'm done masturbating  Success Kid

Open up a package of bacon shells & Cheese two packets of bacon bits instead of one

Open up a package of bacon shells & Cheese two packets of bacon bits instead of one  Success Kid

peed myself in dream was cumming when i woke up

peed myself in dream was cumming when i woke up  Success Kid

Going to take a dump on a Friday afternoon No one else in the stalls

Going to take a dump on a Friday afternoon No one else in the stalls  Success Kid

Put on heart rate monitor band Worked first time

Put on heart rate monitor band Worked first time  Success Kid

Never had a cigarette

Never had a cigarette  Success Kid

oh shit, downpour!! remembered to put the windows up

oh shit, downpour!! remembered to put the windows up  Success Kid

wake up Has time for breakfast

wake up Has time for breakfast  Success Kid
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