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show up late for work boss isn't there yet

show up late for work boss isn't there yet  Success Kid

Have to poop on the way to work holds it till i get on the clock so i can get paid to do it

Have to poop on the way to work holds it till i get  on the clock so i can get paid to do it  Success Kid

shaved off facial hair don't look 12

shaved off facial hair don't look 12  Success Kid

Lost check en route to bank steps retraced, found in street. still deposited.

Lost check en route to bank steps retraced, found in street. still deposited.   Success Kid

Search for an article Amazon says it's in the book I just checked out

Search for an article Amazon says it's in the book I just checked out  Success Kid

Dad named me Bj to be funny GF gives them

Dad named me Bj to be funny GF gives them  Success Kid

No crystal meth Ever

No crystal meth Ever  Success Kid

asked my girlfriend about running a marathon... she thought i was talking about sex

asked my girlfriend about running  a  marathon... she thought i was talking about sex  Success Kid

Decided to browse Reddit for 15 minutes until 1pm Boss walks over at 1:03 PM

Decided to browse Reddit for 15 minutes until 1pm Boss walks over at 1:03 PM  Success Kid

robbed a chicken fillet roll from centra didnt get caught

robbed a chicken fillet roll from centra didnt get caught  Success Kid
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