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slept all night with a cigarette behind my ear not broken

slept all night with a cigarette behind my ear not broken  Success Kid

a bird pooped on my car On the way the car wash To

a bird pooped on my car On the way           the car wash To  Success Kid

Came in from the cold and got naked in front of my gf no shrinkage

Came in from the cold and got naked in front of my gf no shrinkage  Success Kid

Drank entire bottle of Hennessy No hangover

Drank entire bottle of Hennessy No hangover  Success Kid

Upvoted a link Before it made the front page

Upvoted a link Before it made the front page  Success Kid

Mama wants to see shk Abu Essa on May 10 & i get to go with her Yay to momies room!

Mama wants to see shk Abu Essa on May 10 & i get to go with her Yay to momies room!  Success Kid

Check reddit from his computer Notices its his cake day

Check reddit from his computer  Notices its his cake day  Success Kid

needed help in school when teachers are not here and nobody is sitting next to you when you are taking notes and the smartest person in the class asks you for help you say nothing but 'shit don't know'

needed help in school when teachers are not here and nobody is sitting next to you when you are taking notes and the smartest person in the class asks you for help you say nothing but 'shit don't know'  Success Kid

got drunk didn't text anyone or post anything regrettable on facebook

got drunk didn't text anyone or post anything regrettable on facebook  Success Kid

Born black... Isn't a drug dealer!

Born black... Isn't a drug dealer!  Success Kid
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