Success Kid

Hate using public bathrooms because they are smelly, filthy and I'm afraid to touch anything. As I open the door the janitor is just finishing up.

Hate using public bathrooms because they are smelly, filthy and I'm afraid to touch anything.  As I open the door the janitor is just finishing up.   Success Kid

Had a Power blink at midnight no need to change clocks

Had a Power blink at midnight no need to change clocks  Success Kid

Peed a Splitstream Both streams went in the toilet

Peed a Splitstream Both streams went in the toilet  Success Kid

CALLED WORK SAYING I'D BE LATE DUE TO TRAFFIC ON TIME

CALLED WORK SAYING I'D BE LATE DUE TO TRAFFIC ON TIME  Success Kid

got home in time for jeopardy teen week

got home in time for jeopardy teen week  Success Kid

first day of classes two girls ask for my number

first day of classes two girls ask for my number  Success Kid

Went to whole foods didn't spend whole paycheck

Went to whole foods didn't spend whole paycheck  Success Kid

Peeled off candy cane wrapper Didn't Fracture Candy cane

Peeled off candy cane wrapper Didn't Fracture Candy cane  Success Kid

First day of the year Tittie tuesday

First day of the year Tittie tuesday  Success Kid

Wrote today's date on a paper didn't screw it up.

Wrote today's date on a paper didn't screw it up.  Success Kid
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