Success Kid

Took the rape stairs Didn't run into a hockey player

Took the rape stairs Didn't run into a hockey player  Success Kid

Goes vegan No longer wipes ass

Goes vegan No longer wipes ass  Success Kid

Go for a minimum wage job interview Get offered a management position

Go for a minimum wage job interview Get offered a management position  Success Kid

Steped on a lego Didn't cry

Steped on a lego Didn't cry  Success Kid

gets killed in tdm you dam hackers my mum isnt happy any more

gets killed in tdm you dam hackers my mum isnt happy any more  Success Kid

someone flushes the toilet while you're in the shower flesh doesn't burn off

someone flushes the toilet while you're in the shower flesh doesn't burn off  Success Kid

Drove through Herndon No traffic and All Lights were green

Drove through Herndon No traffic and All Lights were green  Success Kid

One no-show guest got a seat at the grown-up table

One no-show guest got a seat at the grown-up table  Success Kid

The girl i liked for over a year liked me for just as long

The girl i liked for over a year liked me for just as long  Success Kid

snow truck plows snow into the driveway i just shoveled watch him hit the curb and destroy his plow

snow truck plows snow into the driveway i just shoveled watch him hit the curb and destroy his plow  Success Kid
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