Success Kid

picked some food out of my teeth on the first try

picked some food out of my teeth on the first try  Success Kid

new box of cereal opens bag without ripping it down the side

new box of cereal opens bag without ripping it down the side  Success Kid

Beat a level on angry birds First try

Beat a level on angry birds First try  Success Kid

I find out my Best friend posts to r/gonewildcurvy she gives me her username and doesn't care

I find out my Best friend posts to r/gonewildcurvy she gives me her username and doesn't care  Success Kid

I won't have to see hundreds of "My life after finals" posts, on the front page

I won't have to see hundreds of

Garbage day didn't forget

Garbage day didn't forget  Success Kid

Daughter borrows laptop for homework I got lots of odd jobs done around the house

Daughter borrows laptop for homework I got lots of odd jobs done around the house  Success Kid

Had time of the month before the holidays Doesn't have to worry about changing on the plane

Had time of the month before the holidays Doesn't have to worry about changing on the plane  Success Kid

wet dream interrupted by my alarm clock wife had morning sex with me

wet dream interrupted by my alarm clock wife had morning sex with me  Success Kid

Even if the world ends tomorrow i got a blowjob tonight

Even if the world ends tomorrow i got a blowjob tonight  Success Kid
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