Success Kid

Went to the Styx concert back in '91 They had the giant robot for Mr. Roboto

Went to the Styx concert back in '91 They had the giant robot for Mr. Roboto  Success Kid

Does laundry Doesn't lose a sock

Does laundry Doesn't lose a sock  Success Kid

recognized my roommate's brand of body wash and the tiles on my bathroom floor didn't get covered in blue ink

recognized my roommate's brand of body wash and the tiles on my bathroom floor didn't get covered in blue ink  Success Kid

Didn't have to be your boyfriend to see your tits

Didn't have to be your boyfriend to see your tits  Success Kid

"We should go to Hooters" Girlfriend agrees

Proven to be a liar Still got 1000 karma

Proven to be a liar
 Still got 1000 karma  Success Kid

Got wasted last night Didn't text my ex

Got wasted last night  Didn't text my ex  Success Kid

I HAVE SEX

I HAVE SEX   Success Kid

renewed my car tags after my birthday didn't get charged a late fee

renewed my car tags after my birthday didn't get charged a late fee  Success Kid

introduced wife to hot couple i know she has erotic dream about foursome

introduced wife to hot couple i know she has erotic dream about foursome  Success Kid
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