Success Kid

forgot lunch in the oven remembered right when it needed to come out

forgot lunch in the oven remembered right when it needed to come out  Success Kid

failing class so was everyone

failing class so was everyone  Success Kid

Friends convince me to drink instead of doing my midterm assignment Teacher gets sick next morning and cancels class

Friends convince me to drink instead of doing my midterm assignment Teacher gets sick next morning and cancels class  Success Kid

Waited for friends on street corner get a cookie and some change because people thought I was homeless

Waited for friends on street corner get a cookie and some change because people thought I was homeless  Success Kid

Grabbed a handful of chex mix no pretzels

Grabbed a handful of chex mix no pretzels  Success Kid

Accidentally made a rhyming comment. Already better rapper than Lil Wayne.

Accidentally made a rhyming comment. Already better rapper than Lil Wayne.  Success Kid

come home with groceries my good spot is still open

come home with groceries my good spot is still open  Success Kid

Didn't wear green on St. patrick's day no one fucking pinched me

Didn't wear green on St. patrick's day no one fucking pinched me   Success Kid

See colleague outside of work Still a 10

See colleague outside of work Still a 10  Success Kid

NIGHT OF HEAVY DRINKING PHONE WAS OFF AND IN MY PURSE

NIGHT OF HEAVY DRINKING PHONE WAS OFF AND IN MY PURSE  Success Kid
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