Success Kid

Look in fridge for a drink Find half a case of beer

Look in fridge for a drink Find half a case of beer  Success Kid

Grandma told me her email address book isn't working right Can't send me forwarded chain emails

Grandma told me her email address book isn't working right Can't send me forwarded chain emails  Success Kid

skipped class due to laziness quiz cancelled, homework not collected

skipped class due to laziness quiz cancelled, homework not collected  Success Kid

Goes to the shop doesn't meet anyone they know

Goes to the shop doesn't meet anyone they know  Success Kid

walk dogs at halftime missed all the halftime bullshit didn't miss any football

walk dogs at halftime missed all the halftime bullshit didn't miss any football  Success Kid

Back at work after 10 days off no voicemail

Back at work after 10 days off no voicemail  Success Kid

Parked in an illegal spot Didn't get ticketed or towed

Parked in an illegal spot Didn't get ticketed or towed  Success Kid

Female work acquaintance accepted friend request Knows where today's mastrubation material is coming from

Female work acquaintance accepted friend request Knows where today's mastrubation material is coming from  Success Kid

unemployed all year don't have to pay taxes

unemployed all year don't have to pay taxes  Success Kid

Toilet stops flushing same time I stop peeing

Toilet stops flushing same time I stop peeing  Success Kid
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