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Baby food was sold out got m&m's instead

Baby food was sold out got m&m's instead  Success Kid

Got a call from university police about a prior incident No charges pending

Got a call from university police about a prior incident No charges pending  Success Kid

Got a job

Got a job   Success Kid

Eagle tried to carry me away Too heavy from all the sand I ate

Eagle tried to carry me away Too heavy from all the sand I ate  Success Kid

Gets snatched by eagle becomes the eagleborn

Gets snatched by eagle becomes the eagleborn  Success Kid

There's a traffic jam Right after my exit

There's a traffic jam Right after my exit  Success Kid

Lucid dream

Lucid dream  Success Kid

KNOWS EVERY KID WANTS A PET FOR CHRISTMAS GETS A PUPPY

KNOWS EVERY KID WANTS A PET FOR CHRISTMAS GETS A PUPPY  Success Kid

Christmas Day No obnoxious posts from r/politics or r/atheism on the front page

Christmas Day No obnoxious posts from r/politics or r/atheism on the front page  Success Kid

Screws up on first reddit post Gets rid of it before anyone notices

Screws up on first reddit post  Gets rid of it before anyone notices  Success Kid
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