Success Kid

Parents came home early Hid all evidence of masturbation before they opened the front door

Parents came home early Hid all evidence of masturbation before they opened the front door  Success Kid

Watched the exorcist last night no nightmares

Watched the exorcist last night no nightmares  Success Kid

MAde it through another winter didn't kill myself

MAde it through another winter didn't kill myself  Success Kid

Steals a meme from facebook Hit the frontpage with it

Steals a meme from facebook Hit the frontpage with it  Success Kid

dropped buttered toast landed butter side up

dropped buttered toast landed butter side up  Success Kid

Got pulled over on the way home passed alcohol test

Got pulled over on the way home passed alcohol test  Success Kid

walked into bathroom there was toilet paper

walked into bathroom there was toilet paper  Success Kid

WIFE IS DEAD KARMA

WIFE IS DEAD KARMA  Success Kid

Spills glass of water all over desk water misses every single electric item

Spills glass of water all over desk water misses every single electric item  Success Kid

Gets ketchup for fries none left over but enough for every fry

Gets ketchup for fries none left over but enough for every fry  Success Kid
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