Success Kid

Running late for work All traffic lights are green

Running late for work All traffic lights are green  Success Kid

Got rerouted Able to commute home

Got rerouted Able to commute home  Success Kid

80 degrees outside time to dress hoochie

80 degrees outside time to dress hoochie  Success Kid

Made the Big Dance Stuck it to the NCAA

Made the Big Dance Stuck it to the NCAA  Success Kid

Thinks he shit himself Goes to the bathroom, DRY

Thinks he shit himself Goes to the bathroom, DRY  Success Kid

Made fart app for android/Blackberry Got a free Blackberry Playbook

Made fart app for android/Blackberry Got a free Blackberry Playbook  Success Kid

didnt go with bitch to prom because she was a bitch turns out she was ugly at prom

didnt go with bitch to prom because she was a bitch turns out she was ugly at prom  Success Kid

Ran out of toilet paper Had to shower anyways

Ran out of toilet paper Had to shower anyways  Success Kid

7 days off in a row Only used 2 days of vacation

7 days off in a row Only used 2 days of vacation  Success Kid

Accidentally fart near a hot girl you like She's too drunk to notice

Accidentally fart near a hot girl you like She's too drunk to notice  Success Kid
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