Success Kid

Split stream piss both streams hit the toilet

Split stream piss both streams hit the toilet  Success Kid

Has to go get alcohol for birthday Neighbors bought some as a present

Has to go get alcohol for birthday Neighbors bought some as a present  Success Kid

goes to fast food joint I worked at 8 years ago douchebag shift lead still works there

goes to fast food joint I worked at 8 years ago douchebag shift lead still works there  Success Kid

textbook not required

textbook not required  Success Kid

Got asked whether I had a pen while on phone YES I DO

Got asked whether I had a pen while on phone YES I DO  Success Kid

Goes to college rent books from the school

Goes to college rent books from the school  Success Kid

Used the last of the toilet paper roll Only had to wipe once!

Used the last of the toilet paper roll Only had to wipe once!  Success Kid

gave girl a note that says "if you like me check yes or no box" checked yes

gave girl a note that says

went to get a haircut my boss was there and paid for mine too

went to get a haircut my boss was there and paid for mine too  Success Kid

bought my girlfriend clothes online she likes them, and they fit

bought my girlfriend clothes online she likes them, and they fit  Success Kid
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