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Paid for one abortion she was having twins

Paid for one abortion she was having twins  Success Kid

Showed up for work late My boss showed up later

Showed up for work late My boss showed up later  Success Kid

just got a big mac ahaha fuck ya

just got a big mac ahaha fuck ya   Success Kid

Tries to start snowblower for the first time this year Starts

Tries to start snowblower for the first time this year Starts  Success Kid

bought a used game online pass still works

bought a used game online pass still works  Success Kid

left the cats home alone for 4 days They didn't puke or shit on the floor!

left the cats home alone for 4 days They didn't puke or shit on the floor!  Success Kid

Moved to new city Found destination without GPS

Moved to new city Found destination without GPS   Success Kid

NOTICED THE STALL WAS OUT OF TOILET PAPER BEFORE I SAT DOWN

NOTICED THE STALL WAS OUT OF TOILET PAPER BEFORE I SAT DOWN  Success Kid

Source in comments

Source in comments  Success Kid

bought an item that got lost in shipping gets full refund, item goes on sale

bought an item that got lost in shipping gets full refund, item goes on sale  Success Kid
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