Success Kid

Mum booked After Glow Events for my Birthday Party ! My Friends will be jealous !!!

Mum booked After Glow Events 
for my Birthday Party ! My Friends will be jealous !!!  Success Kid

Thought I was at Rasty Lunch Discovered I was at Rasty BRUNCH

Thought I was at Rasty Lunch Discovered I was at Rasty BRUNCH  Success Kid

Dog threw up on the carpet Licked it clean

Dog threw up on the carpet Licked it clean  Success Kid

ate a grilled chicken without getting any nasty stuff in the mouth

ate a grilled  chicken without getting any nasty stuff in the mouth  Success Kid

Thought I clogged the only toilet at work Flushed it all down on the second try

Thought I clogged the only toilet at work Flushed it all down on the second try  Success Kid

Finishes masturbating just before Sarah McLachlan starts singing about sad puppies

Finishes masturbating just before Sarah McLachlan starts singing about sad puppies  Success Kid

Lives in Europe

Lives in Europe   Success Kid

Dr. Kauffman is gone

Dr. Kauffman is gone  Success Kid

Arrived for jury duty Released in 45 minutes

Arrived for jury duty Released in 45 minutes  Success Kid

All day in waiting room while Mom is in surgery. Have Netflix on phone!

All day in waiting room while Mom is in surgery. Have Netflix on phone!  Success Kid
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