Success Kid

girlfriend came to pick me up I wasn't ready yet

girlfriend came to pick me up I wasn't ready yet  Success Kid

find old pair of jeans at back of my closet they fit

find old pair of jeans at back of my closet they fit  Success Kid

When someone asks my friends how they are doing And they reply "living the dream"

When someone asks my friends how they are doing  And they reply

parents walk in during movie not a sex scene

parents walk in during movie not a sex scene  Success Kid

AFTER A BUSY DAY YOU REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T FAPPED YET

AFTER A BUSY DAY YOU REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T FAPPED YET  Success Kid

Attention-whore and whiny eight year old leave we caused it

Attention-whore and whiny eight year old leave  we caused it  Success Kid

Friend Zoned Had sex anyway

Friend Zoned Had sex anyway  Success Kid

Girlfriend left you for some other man Still having sex with that girl

Girlfriend left you for some other man Still having sex with that girl  Success Kid

Locked myself out of apartment Opened it with a metro card

Locked myself out of apartment Opened it with a metro card  Success Kid

Zombie Apocalypse? Got my Samurai sword

Zombie Apocalypse? Got my Samurai sword  Success Kid
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