Success Kid

Took a shit Didnt splash water on my ass

Took a shit Didnt splash water on my ass  Success Kid

checked pocket after work found $25 of extra tips

checked pocket after work found $25 of extra tips  Success Kid

punched someone for destroying my personal belongings in school principal's on my side; no suspension

punched someone for destroying my personal belongings in school principal's on my side; no suspension  Success Kid

Toilet paper was clean on first wipe

Toilet paper was clean on first wipe  Success Kid

Farted on a girl didn't get assaulted

Farted on a girl didn't get assaulted  Success Kid

Was VERY sick and prayed for healing STILL sick... but became an atheist

Was VERY sick and prayed for healing STILL sick... but became an atheist  Success Kid

Neighbors constantly complain about my dog barking Their new dog has modelled its bark after my dogs.

Neighbors constantly complain about my dog barking Their new dog has modelled its bark after my dogs.   Success Kid

Took a shit today didn't go on reddit

Took a shit today didn't go on reddit  Success Kid

Committed a murder and plead guilty with mental illness got 10 years off my sentence

Committed a murder and plead  guilty with mental illness got 10 years off my sentence  Success Kid

took a chance on free super saver shipping with amazon warehouse one zip code away product arrived next day

took a chance on free
super saver shipping
with amazon warehouse one zip code away
product arrived next day  Success Kid
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