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went to the strip club last night didn't go broke

went to the strip club last night didn't go broke  Success Kid

decided not to party and fell asleep early now i get to enjoy a beautiful morning

decided not to party and fell asleep early now i get to enjoy a beautiful morning  Success Kid

Told the devoutly Baptist girl I am into that I don't believe in God Still came over for s'mores

Told the devoutly Baptist girl I am into that I don't believe in God Still came over for s'mores  Success Kid

Tasted it Definitely wasn't brain fluid

Tasted it Definitely wasn't brain fluid  Success Kid

Got drunk texted everyone but my ex

Got drunk texted everyone but my ex  Success Kid

Boss chewed me out for no good reason yesterday Today, he hands me a gift card and apologizes

Boss chewed me out for no good reason yesterday Today, he hands me a gift card and apologizes   Success Kid

Was dreading calling to cancel physical therapy again Therapist office calls to tell me he is not going to be there today

Was dreading calling to cancel physical therapy again Therapist office calls to tell me he is not going to be there today  Success Kid

Get heart broken by best friend, fall out of touch, wonder why for so long. Lose virginity to her two years later and find ultimate closure.

Get heart broken by best friend, fall out of touch, wonder why for so long. Lose virginity to her two years later and find ultimate closure.  Success Kid

Started Astro Empires Stream Got 1st position Rock on first try

Started Astro Empires Stream Got 1st position Rock on first try  Success Kid

my high school crush treated me like shit because she was popular she let herself go

my high school crush treated me like shit because she was popular she let herself go  Success Kid
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