Success Kid

Made second post ever on reddit 5 upvotes

Made second post ever on reddit 5 upvotes  Success Kid

Didn't put on pants all day girlfriend still complements me instead of nagging

Didn't put on pants all day girlfriend still complements me instead of nagging  Success Kid

ate taco bell while drunk no liquor shits in morning

ate taco bell while drunk no liquor shits in morning  Success Kid

Left my Cold Drink out in the car when I went into work Still cold when I got off

Left my Cold Drink out in the car when I went into work Still cold when I got off  Success Kid

Plays credit card roulette at a 5 star restaurant Loses

Plays credit card roulette at a 5 star restaurant Loses  Success Kid

With a minimum of fucks given, I finally emptied my inbox.

With a minimum of 
fucks given, I finally emptied my inbox.
 
  Success Kid

Passed cop doing 90 in a 65 zone Didn't get pulled over

Passed cop doing 90 in a 65 zone Didn't get pulled over  Success Kid

wanted to hang out with ezra chefitz oneg at his house

wanted to hang out with ezra chefitz oneg at his house  Success Kid

Bites through jawbreaker teeth still intact

Bites through jawbreaker teeth still intact   Success Kid

Sleeps through class It was cancelled

Sleeps through class It was cancelled  Success Kid
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