Success Kid

Mom woke me up prematurely for a bottle. I threw up on her

Mom woke me up prematurely for a bottle. I threw up on her  Success Kid

updated status gabe 'like'd it

updated status gabe 'like'd it  Success Kid

mom packed lunch two snack packs!

mom packed lunch two snack packs!  Success Kid

new lego set

new lego set   Success Kid

Asked for a home cooked meal. Get two steaks for one.

Asked for a home cooked meal. Get two steaks for one.  Success Kid

Dad ordered a drink at McDonald's It was whisky...he left me there.

Dad ordered a drink at McDonald's It was whisky...he left me there.  Success Kid

First steps into a strip club two birds - one stone

First steps into a strip club two birds - one stone  Success Kid

Parked and turned off car... the second my favourite song ended

Parked and turned off car... the second my favourite song ended  Success Kid

Crapped my pants Laughed as someone else wiped my ass, then peed on them

Crapped my pants Laughed as someone else wiped my ass, then peed on them   Success Kid

Hamlet becomes problem in kingdom Hamlet must die

Hamlet becomes problem in kingdom Hamlet must die  Success Kid
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