Success Kid

Ate my twin brother in the womb. natural selection!!!

Ate my twin brother in the womb. natural selection!!!  Success Kid

Scanned my hand at the dining hall Got a "1"

Scanned my hand at the dining hall Got a

Makes perfect comment right before post hits front page

Makes perfect comment right before post hits front page  Success Kid

drinking, really wanted a cigarette Didn't have one

drinking, really wanted a cigarette  Didn't have one  Success Kid

Black out drunk Remember to set alarms for work

Black out drunk Remember to set alarms for work   Success Kid

3 months of tests, including diagnostic surgery not cancer

3 months of tests, including diagnostic surgery not cancer  Success Kid

Wife lost 25 lbs not an ounce from boobs

Wife lost 25 lbs not an ounce from boobs  Success Kid

Went to pour another drink poured it earlier

Went to pour another drink poured it earlier  Success Kid

Made a new years resolution Actually kept it

Made a new years resolution Actually kept it  Success Kid

new vibrator arrived just in time for valentine's day

new vibrator arrived just in time for valentine's day  Success Kid
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