Success Kid

Weird guy tried to roofie me last night friends saw and beat the shit out of him

Weird guy tried to roofie me last night friends saw and beat the shit out of him  Success Kid

Friends came over to drink forgot their beer at my house

Friends came over to drink forgot their beer at my house  Success Kid

Parked in wrong parking lot didn't get a ticket

Parked in wrong parking lot didn't get a ticket  Success Kid

If you don't get me the candy I'll punch myself in the face, mom.

If you don't get me the candy I'll punch myself in the face, mom.  Success Kid

went to the newy didn't catch chlamydia

went to the newy didn't catch chlamydia  Success Kid

SAW ANDERSON let him touch me safely

SAW ANDERSON let him touch me safely  Success Kid

payed for 1 gram got 1.5

payed for 1 gram got 1.5  Success Kid

Got my period also got a free ticket to Disney on Ice!

Got my period also got a free ticket to Disney on Ice!  Success Kid

took post-thanksgiving dump didn't clog toilet

took post-thanksgiving dump didn't clog toilet  Success Kid

Rides CTA Bus no crazy people yelling

Rides CTA Bus no crazy people yelling  Success Kid
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