Success Kid

hot new transfer student just like me

hot new transfer student just like me  Success Kid

threw the controller Hit the only pillow in the room

threw the controller Hit the only pillow in the room  Success Kid

Accidentally clicked "restart now" instead of "postpone" broke reddit spree, went and got things done

Accidentally clicked

opened pickle jar like a boss

opened pickle jar like a boss  Success Kid

surfing the web, gets horny Someone leaves room

surfing the web, gets horny Someone leaves room  Success Kid

Goes to vending machine 75 cents already in

Goes to vending machine 75 cents already in   Success Kid

Get shot in hand saves lives and reaps karma

Get shot in hand saves lives and reaps karma  Success Kid

ex-Girlfriend cheated on me Got an STD

ex-Girlfriend cheated on me Got an STD  Success Kid

[8] and about to txt something that would completely give you away thought about it first and erased it

[8] and about to txt something that would completely give you away thought about it first and erased it  Success Kid

Stalked someone on Facebook Didn't put their name as status

Stalked someone on Facebook Didn't put their name as status  Success Kid
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