Success Kid

Ride escalator in the mall clean shoes

Ride escalator in the mall clean shoes  Success Kid

Took cheeky look down a girls top. No bra.

Took cheeky look down a girls top. No bra.  Success Kid

sent a cute girl a funny meme dinner date next tuesday

sent a cute girl a funny meme dinner date next tuesday  Success Kid

Hot girl sitting in front of me Ass showing

Hot girl sitting in front of me Ass showing  Success Kid

Got way too much Chinese delivered. came in Tupperware.

Got way too much Chinese delivered.   came in Tupperware.  Success Kid

Steal six month old joke from frontpage Nobody else remembers it it remembers it

Steal six month old joke from frontpage Nobody else remembers it it remembers it  Success Kid

Mother was prescribed thalidomide Never took it

Mother was prescribed thalidomide Never took it  Success Kid

Put a cup of soda in the fridge 5 hours later, the ice hasn't melted at all

Put a cup of soda in the fridge 5 hours later, the ice hasn't melted at all  Success Kid

Rosh Chodesh Said "Ya'aleh v'yavo"

Rosh Chodesh Said

Went to party Got to play with dog for three hours

Went to  party Got to play with dog for three hours  Success Kid
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