Success Kid

Fall asleep while GF was riding me Wake up having sex

Fall asleep while GF was riding me Wake up having sex  Success Kid

starting homework time to toke

starting homework time to toke  Success Kid

Lost 35 lbs Boobs still the same size

Lost 35 lbs Boobs still the same size  Success Kid

Went to the store hungry Free samples

Went to the store hungry Free samples  Success Kid

saw a cute girl at the gym today talked to her

saw a cute girl at the gym today talked to her  Success Kid

Tries to be sexy success

Tries to be sexy success  Success Kid

too drunk to lift up toilet seat didn't hit it with piss

too drunk to lift up toilet seat didn't hit it with piss  Success Kid

Picked up a stalled motorist. Didn't get axe murdered.

Picked up a stalled motorist. Didn't get axe murdered.  Success Kid

Replaced the faucet in the bathroom. Only one trip to the hardware store

Replaced the faucet in the bathroom. Only one trip to the hardware store  Success Kid

listened to all of my voicemails No one asking me to do shit

listened to all of my voicemails No one asking me to do shit  Success Kid
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