Success Kid

Put on a pair of shorts I haven't worn in months Found $20 in the pocket

Put on a pair of shorts I haven't worn in months Found $20 in the pocket  Success Kid

Went to Neon Didn't black out and go dance like an idiot at Japps

Went to Neon Didn't black out and go dance like an idiot at Japps  Success Kid

Turn signals On beat with radio

Turn signals On beat with radio  Success Kid

Parked in Uptown at night Car wasn't stolen or broken into

Parked in Uptown at night Car wasn't stolen or broken into  Success Kid

Have foot fetish Know girl who paints nails as gift

Have foot fetish Know girl who paints nails as gift  Success Kid

Fly home on Christmas Day Whole row to myself

Fly home on Christmas Day Whole row to myself  Success Kid

forgot to lift up toilet seat when peeing didn't get any pee drops on seat

forgot to lift up toilet seat when peeing didn't get any pee drops on seat  Success Kid

bus came as scheduled got to class on time

bus came as scheduled  got to class on time  Success Kid

Its Monday... only three days until thursday

Its Monday... only three days until thursday  Success Kid

Said "Bong" in a head shop Didn't get asked leave

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