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Creates minecraft account Username is not taken

Creates minecraft account Username is not taken  Success Kid

Wife makes me eat vegetables "Don't worry, they'll count as blow job tokens"

Wife makes me eat vegetables

Walked past Girl Scouts selling cookies didn't buy any

Walked past Girl Scouts selling cookies didn't buy any  Success Kid

ex wants a favor and the answer is no because i don't want to

ex wants a favor and the answer is no  because i don't want to  Success Kid

"Fuck off jesus, this is serious business.

Work on 4/20 Last shift of a shitty job

Work on 4/20 Last shift of a shitty job  Success Kid

Left my coffee in my car at 7am Still warm when i got off work at 4pm

Left my coffee in my car at 7am Still warm when i got off work at 4pm  Success Kid

Wife had pink eye all of last week Didn't catch it

Wife had pink eye all of last week Didn't catch it  Success Kid

went to the bathroom during a movie didn't miss anything

went to the bathroom during a movie didn't miss anything  Success Kid

YES! Hadoop came back after restart without manual intervention!

YES! Hadoop came back after restart without manual intervention!  Success Kid
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