Success Kid

Went to Mass Remembered to say "with your spirit"

Went to Mass Remembered to say

Tried to abort me It failed

Tried to abort me It failed  Success Kid

Only took me 3 attempts to put a fitted sheet on my mattress in the right direction

Only took me 3 attempts to put a fitted sheet on my mattress in the right direction  Success Kid

Scared to ask a girl out. She asks him.

Scared to ask a girl out. She asks him.  Success Kid

Haggled with a guy on what I should be paid to play for his gig Ended up settling for way more money than I even hoped

Haggled with a guy on what I should be paid to play for his gig Ended up settling for way more money than I even hoped  Success Kid

Fly was down for entire interview still got the job

Fly was down for entire interview still got the job  Success Kid

Kicked boxers off foot caught them

Kicked boxers off foot caught them  Success Kid

Last one to turn 21 in my friend group everyone buys me drinks for my birthday

Last one to turn 21 in my friend group everyone buys me drinks for my birthday  Success Kid

meaningless internet argument won anyway

meaningless internet argument won anyway  Success Kid

Used clearasil no more acne jokes

Used clearasil  no more acne jokes  Success Kid
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