Success Kid

Goes to market for breakfast No line for omelettes

Goes to market for breakfast No line for omelettes  Success Kid

Walked in wrong side of Fine Arts Building Still found my class

Walked in wrong side of Fine Arts Building Still found my class  Success Kid

Saw new Batman movie Didn't get shot

Saw new Batman movie Didn't get shot  Success Kid

Has a dug in penis can still have sex

Has a dug in penis can still have sex  Success Kid

Unpacked summer clothes Found money

Unpacked summer clothes Found money  Success Kid

Been dating a vegetarian for 18 months still eat whatever fuck i want

Been dating a vegetarian for 18 months still eat whatever fuck i want  Success Kid

mom comes back from store with slurpee in hand

mom comes back from store with slurpee in hand  Success Kid

endangered species white people fight today

endangered species white people fight today   Success Kid

23 years old no tattoo, never drink, never smoked, no kids

23 years old no tattoo, never drink, never smoked, no kids  Success Kid

Buys Fifa bronze pack All players are real

Buys Fifa bronze pack All players are real  Success Kid
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