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SLANG is slang for Shortened Language

SLANG is slang for
 Shortened Language  Sudden Clarity Clarence

cosmo gives bad dating advice so there are more single women to buy their magazines

cosmo gives bad dating advice
 so there are more single women to buy their magazines  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Scooby-Doo taught us that The real monsters are humans

Scooby-Doo taught us that The real monsters are humans  Sudden Clarity Clarence

reddit is full of cats because dog people go outside

reddit is full of cats because dog people go outside  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the drawings on the starbucks cups are so good because all the baristas went to art school

the drawings on the starbucks cups are so good because all the baristas went to art school  Sudden Clarity Clarence

porn distorts sex to guys the way romantic comedies distort relationships to girls

porn distorts sex to guys the way romantic comedies distort relationships to girls  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I don't buy things with money I buy them with hours of my life

I don't buy things with money
 I buy them with hours of my life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the history channel is doing to history what MTV did to music

the history channel is 
doing to history what MTV did to music  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Teachers let students play seven up so they can see who the cheaters in the class are

Teachers let students play seven up so they can see who the cheaters in the class are  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Donkey kong isn't even a fucking donkey

Donkey kong isn't even a fucking donkey  Sudden Clarity Clarence