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The Opposite of "Forever Alone" Is "Never Together"

The Opposite of

The Karma whore meme is A way to call bullshit on people but still get upvotes

The Karma whore meme is A way to call bullshit on people  but still get upvotes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

did I forget to close my flight plan?

did I forget to close my flight plan?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Sadism" refers to the marquis de sade, not satan

Paralegals are for lawyers what nurses are for doctors

Paralegals are for lawyers what nurses are for doctors  Sudden Clarity Clarence

straight men who fap are jerking off a dude

straight men who fap are jerking off a dude  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A nap is just a fast forward button FOR LIFE

A nap is just a fast forward button FOR LIFE  Sudden Clarity Clarence

American moms were mad at him because you can smoke weed and become the greatest olympian in history

American moms were mad at him  because you can smoke weed and become the greatest olympian in history  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I have less money than a bum

I have less money
 than a bum  Sudden Clarity Clarence

triangle cut sandwiches are better than square cut sandwiches because there aren't any crust corners

triangle cut sandwiches are better than square cut sandwiches because there aren't any crust corners  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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