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pooping makes me think clearly because i'm no longer full of shit

pooping makes me think clearly because i'm no longer full of shit  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Fat Redditors get more karma Because every day is cake day

Fat Redditors get more karma Because every day is cake day  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The tooth fairy Is a clever way to keep kids from freaking out about losing their teeth

The tooth fairy Is a clever way to keep kids from freaking out about losing their teeth  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A donut hole is called a donut hole Because it's what was in the center of a donut

A donut hole is called a donut  hole  Because it's what was in the center of a donut  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Pant Size 40 = Extra Large Extra Large = XL XL = 40

 Pant Size 40 = Extra Large 
 Extra Large = XL 
XL = 40  Sudden Clarity Clarence

SO YOU'LL NEVER NEED HER AGAIN IS ALL OVER MY RECENT MEMES

SO YOU'LL NEVER NEED HER AGAIN IS ALL OVER MY RECENT MEMES  Sudden Clarity Clarence

burger king, dairy queen, jack in the box... they're all named after the names of cards

burger king, dairy queen, jack in the box... they're all named after the names of cards  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Malicious Advice Mallard is just Actual Advice Mallard because it tells you what not to do

Malicious Advice Mallard is just Actual Advice Mallard because it tells you what not to do  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Matter=everything Everything=something nothing=something matter isn't nothing Matter isn't everyhing.

Matter=everything
Everything=something
nothing=something
matter isn't nothing Matter isn't everyhing.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If Ameristralia & Zanada were real countries Zanada would still be the bitch.

If Ameristralia & Zanada were real countries Zanada would still be the bitch.  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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