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oh my god harry potter is a mary sue

oh my god harry potter is a mary sue  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The President's Dog got his name from Barack's Initials

The President's Dog got his name from Barack's Initials  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Colbert's opening theme is "Come All Ye Faithful"

Colbert's opening theme is

the internet is full of cats because dog people go outside

the internet is full of cats because dog people go outside   Sudden Clarity Clarence

disney world a people trap that's run by a mouse

disney world a people trap that's run by a mouse   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Twitter has 1500 employees and has never been profitable.

Twitter has 1500 employees and has never been profitable.   Sudden Clarity Clarence

When a girl says "We can still be friends." after breaking up, She's saying what would make a girl feel better about it, not a boy. Otherwise she'd say "We can still have sex."

When a girl says

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF  Sudden Clarity Clarence

FARTING IS LIKE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULLETTE OCCASIONALLY THE CHAMBER ISN'T EMPTY

FARTING IS LIKE PLAYING RUSSIAN ROULLETTE OCCASIONALLY THE CHAMBER ISN'T EMPTY  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Mother Fucker is the same as dad

Mother Fucker is the same as dad  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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