Sudden Clarity Clarence

When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth they see dinosaurs

When aliens in galaxies 65 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth  they see dinosaurs  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Pi Day" and "Steak and a Blowjob day" ARE THE SAME DAY

WOAH that girl in the corner is totaly getting fucked

WOAH that girl in the corner is totaly getting fucked  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It seems like everyone has more Karma than me because i only look at profiles from the front page

It seems like everyone has more Karma than me because i only look at profiles from the front page  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Coca-Cola doesn't have cocaine in it. IT ISN'T THE REAL THING.

Coca-Cola doesn't have cocaine in it. IT ISN'T THE REAL THING.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People ask me how I can stay so alert at concerts Because I am a professional user

People ask me how I can stay so alert at concerts Because I am a professional user  Sudden Clarity Clarence

quesadillas are just mexican grilled cheese sandwiches

quesadillas are just 
 mexican grilled cheese sandwiches  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cancer treatment centers have such high approval because unsatisfied patients are dead

Cancer treatment centers have such high approval
 because unsatisfied patients are dead  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All the soap and shampoo I ever used Has gone down the drain

All the soap and shampoo I ever used Has gone down the drain  Sudden Clarity Clarence

facebook, twitter and gmail surveillance dream machines

facebook, twitter and gmail surveillance dream machines  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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