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Desks don't get smaller as we progress through school We just get bigger

Desks don't get smaller as we progress through school
 We just get bigger  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Guys call each other dawg and call girls bitches Because thats a female dog

Guys call each other dawg and call girls bitches Because thats a female dog  Sudden Clarity Clarence

reason for short battery life is so we spend less time on our cell phones

reason for short battery life 
 is so we spend less time on our cell phones   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason why they blur out people's mouths when they swear on tv Is so that deaf people won't 'see' the swears.

The reason why they blur out people's mouths when they swear on tv Is so that deaf people won't 'see' the swears.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Passive aggressive people use me to say things they won't

Passive aggressive people 
 use me to say things they won't  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If we all stopped tipping Employers would be forced to pay wait staff Caption 3 goes here

If we all stopped tipping
 Employers would be forced to pay wait staff Caption 3 goes here  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's like Ten Thousand Sluts When all you need is a wife

It's like Ten Thousand Sluts When all you need is a wife  Sudden Clarity Clarence

ramen flavor is just chicken kool-aid

ramen flavor  is just chicken 
kool-aid   Sudden Clarity Clarence

government spying doesn't bother you because you assume you know what interests them

government spying doesn't bother you because you assume you know what interests them  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If you don't give your waitress a tip You're giving her the shaft

If you don't give your waitress a tip You're giving her the shaft  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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