Sudden Clarity Clarence

The record holder for oldest person Also has the record for most birthdays.

The record holder for oldest person Also has the record for most birthdays.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If left alone for long enough hydrogen may begin to ponder it's own existence

If left alone for long enough  hydrogen may begin to ponder it's own existence   Sudden Clarity Clarence

One Seventh of my life Is Monday

One Seventh of my life Is Monday  Sudden Clarity Clarence

coloring inside the lines was to prepare us for scantron tests

coloring inside the lines was to prepare us for scantron tests  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Quicksand phone sex was a thing

Quicksand phone sex was a thing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They call it high gravity lager Because it makes you hit the floor

They call it high gravity lager Because it makes you hit the floor  Sudden Clarity Clarence

LAdies who get hammered are more likely to get nailed

LAdies who get hammered
 are more likely to get nailed  Sudden Clarity Clarence

when impotent try-hards log off of XBOX Live they become reddit rage commenters

when impotent try-hards log off of XBOX Live they become reddit 
rage commenters  Sudden Clarity Clarence

exercising to lose weight isn't to burn calories it's to relieve stress through exercise instead of eating

exercising to lose weight isn't to burn calories it's to relieve stress through exercise instead of eating  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Cruella Deville Means cruel devil

Cruella Deville Means cruel devil  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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