Sudden Clarity Clarence

His name is 'Bender' because he's always consuming alcohol. He's on a constant drinking 'bender'.

His name is 'Bender' because he's always consuming alcohol. He's on a constant drinking 'bender'.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Flo Rida is from Florida

Flo Rida is from Florida  Sudden Clarity Clarence

THE GUY TO THE LEFT OF ME IS CRYING

THE GUY TO THE LEFT OF ME IS CRYING  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Popular music has lost its rebellious themes ever since George Bush stopped being "The man"

Popular music has lost its rebellious themes  ever since George Bush stopped being

BHAGUUL from sinister is the slender man

BHAGUUL from sinister  is the slender man  Sudden Clarity Clarence

soft drinks are soft because there isn't any liquor to make them hard

soft drinks are soft
 because there isn't any liquor to make them hard  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There are 2 types of people in the world: those that pee in the shower and fuckin' liars

There are 2 types of people in the world: those that pee in the shower and fuckin' liars  Sudden Clarity Clarence

"Stairs" Is a mix of the words "step" and "chairs"

Soap operas for women who stay home in the middle of the day Are like comic books for nerds

Soap operas for women who stay home in the middle of the day Are like comic books for nerds  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The chicken crossed the road because it knew it would get run over, die and get to "the other side"

The chicken crossed the road because it knew it would get run over,  die and get to
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