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At girls "Wine" Night They drink and "Whine" all night

At girls

If god is the most powerful being Wouldn't he be an atheist?

If god is the most powerful being Wouldn't he be an atheist?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Ex-girlfriend liked warm weather because she's already frigid

Ex-girlfriend liked warm weather
 because she's already frigid  Sudden Clarity Clarence

reposting something for massive karma but putting [x-post] from etc... is like citing and sourcing texts in a college essay

reposting something for massive karma but putting [x-post] from etc... is like citing and sourcing texts in a college essay  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The knights of R/new have all the power because trends die out when they get bored of them

The knights of R/new have all the power
 because trends die out when they get bored of them  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The absolute value of a number is mathematical optimism it doesn't matter how big or negative it is, it'll always be positive

The absolute value of a number is mathematical optimism it doesn't matter how big or negative it is, it'll always be positive  Sudden Clarity Clarence

OH SHIT I forgot to feed my tamagotchi for like 13 years

OH SHIT I forgot to feed my tamagotchi for like 13 years  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason black rappers use "the n-word" in songs is so white guys can't sing along at clubs

The reason black rappers use

Terrence and PHilip are Trey Parker & Matt Stone's Canadian alter-egos

Terrence and PHilip are Trey Parker & Matt Stone's Canadian alter-egos  Sudden Clarity Clarence

macklemore's song made thrift shops popular hipsters can't wear clothes anymore

macklemore's song made thrift shops popular hipsters can't wear clothes anymore  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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