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I'm a job creator every time I order a Big Mac.

I'm a job creator every time I order a
Big Mac.    Sudden Clarity Clarence

Just like the wheel we will never know who invented the cookie

Just like the wheel we will never know who invented the cookie  Sudden Clarity Clarence

r/gonewild is for karma whores

r/gonewild is for karma whores  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All those women and men who were burned as witches were just freethinkers

All those women and men who were burned as witches were just freethinkers  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My meme answers Conspiracy keanu's questions with "yes"

My meme answers Conspiracy keanu's questions with

waiters in los angeles are good looking because they're actors

waiters in los angeles are good looking because they're actors   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The only thing stopping christmas ads from starting earlier IS Halloween

The only thing stopping christmas ads from starting earlier IS Halloween  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i could've been hurt if i didn't break up with her

i could've been hurt if i didn't break up with her  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A lesbian threesome Must require kung-fu master scheduling skills

A lesbian threesome Must require kung-fu master scheduling skills  Sudden Clarity Clarence

They Were called the Flintstones because of how early humans discovered fire.

They Were called the Flintstones  because of how early humans discovered fire.  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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