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Silent Speedball was just a way to get students to shut the fuck up

Silent Speedball was just a way to get students to shut the fuck up  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jay-Z calls himself "Hov" because the HOV lane on the highway has a diamond shape in it

Jay-Z calls himself

THE ONLY REASON MITT ROMNEY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IS TO MAKE OBAMA SEEM LIKE A GOOD OPTION

THE ONLY REASON MITT ROMNEY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IS TO MAKE OBAMA SEEM LIKE A GOOD OPTION  Sudden Clarity Clarence

people don't think i'm funnier on facebook than reddit there's just no "dislike" button

people don't think i'm funnier on facebook than reddit there's just no

when you say 'beer can' with a British accent you're also saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent

when you say 'beer can' with a British accent you're also saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent  Sudden Clarity Clarence

pool hustlers are called sharks because they beat everyone in the pool

pool hustlers are called sharks
 because they beat everyone in the pool  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song are the same song with different lyrics

Twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song are the same song with different lyrics  Sudden Clarity Clarence

they call them Hershey's "Hugs" because the milk and white chocolate stripes are close together

they call them Hershey's

Our foreign policy is our domestic policy

Our foreign policy is our domestic policy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Humans are apes, and humans rule the planet We already live in the planet of the apes

Humans are apes,
and humans rule the planet We already live in 
the planet of the apes  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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