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They are called "Ray Bans" Because they ban the sun's rays

They are called

Wine, cheese and crackers.. Are just lunchables. Are just adult lunchables, and juice.

Wine, cheese and crackers.. Are just lunchables. 
Are just adult lunchables, and juice.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Christians are pro-life Because if abortions were legal, jesus wouldn't have been born

Christians are pro-life Because if abortions were legal, jesus wouldn't have been born  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Models are ugly so they don't distract anyone from the clothes they're wearing

Models are ugly so they don't distract anyone from the clothes they're wearing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

People say they enjoy cold pizza because they are too lazy to heat it up

People say they enjoy cold pizza because they are too lazy to heat it up  Sudden Clarity Clarence

THE WORLD OF POKEMON HAS FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE

THE WORLD OF POKEMON HAS FREE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Coppertone is named after the desired skin color you're trying to reach

Coppertone is named after the desired skin color you're trying to reach  Sudden Clarity Clarence

TOMMY BAHAMA IS JUST AFFLICTION FOR OLD GUYS

TOMMY BAHAMA IS JUST AFFLICTION FOR OLD GUYS  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's not really a Black and White Copy there's no white ink cartridge

It's not really a Black and White Copy there's no white ink cartridge  Sudden Clarity Clarence

if you're addicted to food there's no way of quitting

if you're addicted to food there's no way of quitting   Sudden Clarity Clarence
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