Sudden Clarity Clarence

the interwebs is a bunch of fucking bandwagoners

the interwebs is a bunch of fucking bandwagoners  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I just accidentally gave 100 customers the number to a sex hotline

I just accidentally gave 100 customers the number to a sex hotline  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Daylight savings time Cheated me out of an hour of spring break

Daylight savings time Cheated me out of an hour of spring break  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Laser Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation

Laser Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation  Sudden Clarity Clarence

bytes use the metric system I understand the metric system

bytes use the metric system I understand the metric system  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i think that fart was a shart

i think that fart was a shart  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Brushing Teeth Is polishing the crystals of our own bodies.

Brushing Teeth Is polishing the crystals of our own bodies.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

it isn't premarital sex if you never get married

it isn't premarital sex if you never get married  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If you live every day like it's your last Then your last day is just like every other

If you live every day like it's your last  Then your last day is just like every other  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word hear has the word ear in it

The word hear has the word ear in it  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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