Sudden Clarity Clarence

holy shit He's getting a handjibber

holy shit He's getting a handjibber  Sudden Clarity Clarence

holy shit I just stepped in veal

holy shit I just stepped in veal  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All you have to do do to start an AMA is something

All you have to do do to start an AMA is something  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If I'm a virgin, and you tell me you've banged 20 times the girls I have.... you're also a virgin

If I'm a virgin, and you tell me you've banged 20 times the girls I have.... you're also a virgin  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Tater tots Are baby potatoes

Tater tots Are baby potatoes  Sudden Clarity Clarence

I know who my "assigned friend" was

I know who my

If there are infinite parallel universes where anything could happen all movies can be considered documentaries

If there are infinite parallel universes where anything could happen all movies can be considered documentaries  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if walking with a chest more puffed out that a parrot doesn’t make me look like a staunch in front of the ladies? Have I been wasting my life?

What if walking with a chest more puffed out that a parrot doesn’t make me look like a staunch in front of the ladies? Have I been wasting my life?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

people that run away from scary things are called chicken shits because chicken shit is actually runny

people that run away from scary things are called chicken shits because chicken shit is actually runny  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Ziggy Marley is named after zig-zags

Ziggy Marley is named after zig-zags  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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