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Teachers made us write papers that are a certain amount of words instead of pages because we would write a proper paper without contractions

Teachers made us write papers that are a certain amount of words instead of pages because we would write a proper paper without contractions  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Friends call each other dawg Because dog is man's best friend

Friends call each other dawg
 Because dog is man's best friend  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Its always the last place you look because you stop looking

Its always the last place you look because you stop looking  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The reason why girls think anal hurts is because they've never pooped

The reason why girls think anal hurts is because they've never pooped  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There's a good chance anyone asking for 4/19 off from work smokes pot and wants to start celebrating early

There's a good chance anyone asking for 4/19 off from work smokes pot and wants to start celebrating early  Sudden Clarity Clarence

A CIGARETTE IS A TINY CIGAR

A CIGARETTE IS A TINY CIGAR  Sudden Clarity Clarence

mc squared would be a killer name for a dj

mc squared would be a killer name for a dj  Sudden Clarity Clarence

reddit is obsessed with puns

reddit  is obsessed with puns  Sudden Clarity Clarence

it really was ecstasy

it really was ecstasy   Sudden Clarity Clarence

OMG Nobody here is sober...

OMG Nobody here is sober...  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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