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Stewie Griffin is the exact opposite to pee wee herman

Stewie Griffin  is the exact opposite to pee wee herman  Sudden Clarity Clarence

in the movie indepence day, the aliens counldn't take man's rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness because these rights are unalienable

in the movie indepence day, the aliens counldn't take man's rights to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness
 because these rights are unalienable  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Arcades are just casinos for kids

Arcades are just casinos for kids  Sudden Clarity Clarence

when two people kiss they create a tube with an asshole at each end

when two people kiss they create a tube with an asshole at each end
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Beef jerky is halfway between steak and leather

Beef jerky is halfway between 
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Intussusception Is a bowel within a bowel

Intussusception Is a bowel within a bowel  Sudden Clarity Clarence

SOUP is nothing but Animal Tea

SOUP
 is nothing but Animal Tea  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My dog doesn't want to play fetch She wants to play tug-of-war with the ball

My dog doesn't want to play fetch She wants to play tug-of-war with the ball  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Upvote arrow is red because the hottest posts make the front page

Upvote arrow is red because the hottest posts make the front page  Sudden Clarity Clarence

It's called Reddit because it phonetically sounds like "read it" so when someone asks you were you saw something you can say you Reddit

It's called Reddit because it phonetically sounds like
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