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You can't actually close your eyes only cover them with your eyelids

You can't actually close your eyes only cover them with your eyelids  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Instead of selling books back to the guy at the bookstore Sophomores should just sell their books to freshman's around the same price

Instead of selling books back to the guy at the bookstore Sophomores should just sell their books to freshman's around the same price   Sudden Clarity Clarence

dogs like squeaky toys because it imitates the screams of its victims

dogs like squeaky toys because it imitates the screams of its victims  Sudden Clarity Clarence

In GoT once you take the black There's no going back

In GoT once you take the black There's no going back  Sudden Clarity Clarence

ba dum tss isn't actually a rimshot

ba dum tss isn't actually a rimshot  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Beat-down and beat-up mean the exact same thing

Beat-down and beat-up  mean the exact same thing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Patrick is stupid because he is literally living under a rock

Patrick is stupid because he is literally living under a rock  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Peanuts are legumes that's why they're called pea-nuts

Peanuts are legumes that's why they're called pea-nuts  Sudden Clarity Clarence

start to think and stop to think mean the same thing

start to think and stop to think mean the same thing  Sudden Clarity Clarence

There's probably a planet out there that has fucking dinosaurs on it

There's probably a planet out there that has fucking dinosaurs on it  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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