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Amazon named their book readers kindles because it implies real books are now just good for kindling.

Amazon named their book readers kindles because it implies real books are now just good for kindling.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Jake from adventure time is essentially a more innocent form of Bender from Futurama

Jake from adventure time is essentially a more innocent form of Bender from Futurama  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When you hit someone and say, "You could've had a V8." You are facepalming them.

When you hit someone and say,

If I get my work done right away I can slack off afterwards and not feel guilty

If I get my work done 
right away I can slack off afterwards and not feel guilty  Sudden Clarity Clarence

What if kids pretend there's someone on the phone not to hurt *our* feelings?

What if kids pretend 
there's someone on the phone not to hurt *our* feelings?  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Takes time to scroll down reddit, There is nothing good

Takes time to scroll down reddit, There is nothing good  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The aftertaste of cigarettes tastes just like the aftertaste of coffee

The aftertaste of cigarettes tastes just like 
the aftertaste of coffee  Sudden Clarity Clarence

my sister's birthday is exactly 9 months after my dad's

my sister's birthday is exactly 9 months after my dad's  Sudden Clarity Clarence

i need to rethink my life choices

 i need to rethink my life choices  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Fettucini alfredo is just fancy mac n cheese

Fettucini alfredo  is just fancy mac n cheese  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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