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Half the universe is chinese there are no asians

Half the universe is chinese there are no asians   Sudden Clarity Clarence

"mr. whiskers" is a terrible nickname for my penis

Movies are called flicks because of the flickering of the projector

Movies are called flicks because of the flickering of the projector  Sudden Clarity Clarence

hakuna matata is the "yolo" of my childhood

hakuna matata is the

elevators are just vertical trains

elevators are just vertical trains  Sudden Clarity Clarence

When you get older you stop joking with your friends about having slept with their moms not because you're more mature, but because their moms are old and grey.

When you get older you stop joking with your friends about having slept with their moms not because you're more mature, but because their moms are old and grey.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Sticks ARE like tree bones

Sticks ARE like tree bones     Sudden Clarity Clarence

Star Wars taking place "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" Means that Luke Skywalkers distant descendants could someday journey far enough to encounter the USS enterprise!

Star Wars taking place

europeans think all americans are fat because the only fat people in europe are american

europeans think all americans are fat because the only fat people in europe are american  Sudden Clarity Clarence

My whole life And I've never seen a funny female comedian

My whole life And I've never seen a funny female comedian  Sudden Clarity Clarence
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